My Friend is A Martian

My 3 foot light green lizard, friend called at my apartment;

'Lars? Caaaaaaaan I come overrrrrrrrr?? I need to rest, lay down for a while and dis-connect...'

I giggled because her voice is a steven-hawkings/dutch/mindscape accent...sounds like this; FeverRay-Triangle Walks (rex dog radio edit)

'I'm beginning to think this Planet Earth is too never!!' I reply in the same accent;

'Yeeeeeeeesssssssss.....'

'Lars...someone is at the window...who is thaaaaaaaaaaat??'

'Annnnnnnnnn-bboooooooo...'

'Who (Huwoo) iss heeeeeeeee?' (he's my cousin..the 'satanic' one, who in Alien folklore, is called, Deni...the 'soul-friend'...never call him soul...it's sickening, he gets everywhere...)

'Deeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaadddddddd pigggggg...' She was working, and she wanted to hear human soul...and she discussed my cousin with friends, when she left, vich is also, to my eairs, on this sonnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg...

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